May 2013
‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
ridinghi:
seduce-reuse-recycle:
ladysharkbait:
spiritofthemamabear:
kiss—my—fat—sass:
goodbye-old-friend:
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
Good to know
tumblr literally teaches you how to get...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
consultingvillainess:
full-time-avenger:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely...
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to...
lilkawaiiprincess:
lilbunnygirl:
lilkawaiiprincess:
lilbunnygirl:
don’t think i could live on the east coast based on it’s lack of carls jr
I think u mean its lack of an in n out
nah dude in n out is good but there are so many things that are better i.e. carls jr., fatburger, even the veggie grill i think surpasses in n out
But in n out has the best fries cuz I don’t feel all gross...
I'm a dick and I'm gonna fuck everyone.
infinite-jubilation:
today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
I'm gonna end up killing myself one of these days.
